Midnight Recedes
I regret to inform you this blog isnt a potato blog.
Reblogged from dinkleberg-senpai, Posted by maikevierkant.
maikevierkant:

Space Foxes (because space animals are fun).
Reblogged from manaphy, Posted by tetsugay.

The Hope of Mankind
  • plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize

wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

Reblogged from blure13z, Posted by virgin-suicide-s. Filed under: #queueueue
upsetskies:

❁

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

Reblogged from emeraldlatias, Posted by christianmakesjokes. Filed under: #queueueue
johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN
Reblogged from steveholtvstheuniverse, Posted by ovopack. Filed under: #queueueue
ovopack:

Beluga

justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

Reblogged from porcelainonfire, Posted by 4gifs.
donnacabonna:

what the fuck is this???

when told you are not pretty

writingsforwinter:

Pretty is a six-letter word that can’t encompass your entire being in its arms. You were born to a mother who wore pain like trees wear their rings, as marks of fierce bravery and battle cries. You almost split her insides open coming out, wailing so hard the plaster cracked, but she grinned and…