Midnight Recedes
I regret to inform you this blog isnt a potato blog.
Reblogged from amaxingmilk, Posted by genderoftheday. Filed under: #queueueue
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Same hat

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

(Source: aiicheerio)

newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

Reblogged from fursona, Posted by genderoftheday.
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Hot Bread
Reblogged from ephemeralapathy, Posted by ephemeralapathy.
ephemeralapathy:

the only excuse i have for this is making a deal for new skin
Reblogged from dave-mau5, Posted by irons-in-fire.
irons-in-fire:

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muzik-bir-ozge-candir:

"there is no happy ending in this story"

Played — 10,209 times
Trackname — Pan's Labyrinth Lullaby Violin
Artist — Javier Navarrete

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface)

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

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where the fuck did the laptop go